The Big Debate with Jon Holmes podcast

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Big Debate on buttonholes: 'We should be tougher on the causes of buttonholes, which is seamstresses'

The Big Debate on buttonholes: 'We should be tougher on the causes of buttonholes, which is seamstresses'

'We should be tougher on the causes of buttonholes, which is seamstresses'

The Big Debate was on buttonholes today

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Big Debate on mackerel: 'There should be a congestion charge in the sea to discourage mackerel from going in it'

The Big Debate on mackerel: 'There should be a congestion charge in the sea to discourage mackerel from going in it'

'There should be a congestion charge in the sea to discourage mackerel'

The Big Debate was on mackerel today

Friday, December 8, 2017

Friday, December 8, 2017

The Big Debate on rubble: 'I think we should have twice the number of the stuff. I'm calling for double rubble'

The Big Debate on rubble: 'I think we should have twice the number of the stuff. I'm calling for double rubble'

'I think we should have twice the number of the stuff. I call for double rubble'

The Big Debate was on rubble today

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Thursday, December 7, 2017

The Big Debate on windowsills: 'I am happy to be responsible for the extinction of pandas'

The Big Debate on windowsills: 'I am happy to be responsible for the extinction of pandas'

'I am happy to be responsible for the extinction of pandas' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about windowsills

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

The Big Debate on spillage: 'The sea is just cloud spillage'

The Big Debate on spillage: 'The sea is just cloud spillage'

'The sea is just cloud spillage' - The Big Debate on spillage

Today Jon Holmes asked two callers to have a discussion about spillage

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

The Big Debate on thirst: 'Fish are never thirsty, that's because they don't have thirst glands. I've had my thirst glands removed'

The Big Debate on thirst: 'Fish are never thirsty, that's because they don't have thirst glands. I've had my thirst glands removed'

'Fish are never thirsty, that's because they don't have thirst glands'

The Big Debate was on thirst today

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Thursday, November 30, 2017

The Big Debate on chicken wire: 'Say no to chicken wire. Chickens should not be given access to electricity'

'Say no to chicken wire. Chickens should not be given access to electricity'

The Big Debate was on chicken wire today

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Big Debate on verges: 'Grass verges are made by children knitting grass together in the far east'

The Big Debate on verges: 'Grass verges are made by children knitting grass together in the far east'

'Grass verges are made by children knitting grass together in the far east'

The Big Debate was on verges today

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Big Debate on swans: 'Swans can famously break a man's arm, imagine what they can do with military training'

The Big Debate on swans: 'Swans can famously break a man's arm, imagine what they can do with military training'

'Imagine what they can do with military training' - The Big Debate on swans

Jon Holmes asked two callers to have a discussion about swans

Monday, November 27, 2017

Monday, November 27, 2017

The Big Debate on cotton wool: 'There's a bag of cotton wool that presents This Morning alongside Holly Willoughby'

The Big Debate on cotton wool: 'There's a bag of cotton wool that presents This Morning alongside Holly Willoughby'

'There's a bag of cotton wool that presents This Morning with Holly Willoughby'

The Big Debate was on cotton wool today

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thursday, November 23, 2017

The Big Debate on plateaus: 'I've got a friend who is in Love and she works in Asda behind the fish counter'

The Big Debate on plateaus: 'I've got a friend who is in Love and she works in Asda behind the fish counter'

'I've got a friend who is in Love and she works in Asda behind the fish counter'

The Big Debate was on plateaus today

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

The Big Debate on sectors: 'Regarding sectors, would you push your privates into the public?'

The Big Debate on sectors: 'Regarding sectors, would you push your privates into the public?'

'Regarding sectors, would you push your privates into the public?'

The Big Debate was on sectors today

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The Big Debate on bananas: 'On comedy panel shows, there should be at least one banana'

The Big Debate on bananas: 'On comedy panel shows, there should be at least one banana'

'On comedy panel shows, there should be at least one banana'

The Big Debate was on bananas today

Monday, November 20, 2017

Monday, November 20, 2017

The Big Debate on earlobes: 'They're just pointless dangling head meat'

The Big Debate on earlobes: 'They're just pointless dangling head meat'

'They're just pointless dangling head meat'

The Big Debate was on earlobes today

Friday, November 17, 2017

Friday, November 17, 2017

The Big Debate on wrinkles: 'Baby Boomers have taken all the wrinkles, leaving millenials struggiling to get on the wrinkle ladder'

The Big Debate on wrinkles: 'Baby Boomers have taken all the wrinkles, leaving millenials struggiling to get on the wrinkle ladder'

'Baby Boomers have taken all the wrinkles' - The Big Debate on wrinkles

Today Jon Holmes asked two callers to have a discussion about wrinkles

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Thursday, November 16, 2017

The Big Debate on naps: 'Should people hand their eyelids in at police stations?'

The Big Debate on naps: 'Should people hand their eyelids in at police stations?'

'Should people hand their eyelids in at police stations?'

The Big Debate was on naps today

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Listen to the Big Debate on bristles

Listen to the Big Debate on bristles

Listen to the Big Debate on bristles

The Big Debate was on bristles today

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

The Big Debate on volume: 'Hull was originally called Hole because it was a void voluminous space'

The Big Debate on volume: 'Hull was originally called Hole because it was a void voluminous space'

'Hull was originally called Hole because it was a void voluminous space'

The Big Debate was on volume today

Monday, November 13, 2017

Monday, November 13, 2017

The Big Debate on nozzles: 'I like to nozzle on a nozzle, it comforts me'

The Big Debate on nozzles: 'I like to nozzle on a nozzle, it comforts me'

'I like to nozzle on a nozzle, it comforts me'

The Big Debate was on nozzles today

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Thursday, November 9, 2017

The Big Debate on rungs: 'Without rungs, how are we supposed to taunt millennials with property?'

The Big Debate on rungs: 'Without rungs, how are we supposed to taunt millennials with property?'

'Without rungs, how are we supposed to taunt millennials with property?'

The Big Debate was on rungs today

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

The Big Debate on tree stumps: 'There was a scandal where tree stumps were found to be made of horsemeat'

The Big Debate on tree stumps: 'There was a scandal where tree stumps were found to be made of horsemeat'

'There was a scandal where tree stumps were found to be made of horsemeat'

The Big Debate was on tree stumps today

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

The Big Debate on groove: 'They say groove is in the heart. For me, groove is in the arse'

The Big Debate on groove: 'They say groove is in the heart. For me, groove is in the arse'

'They say groove is in the heart. For me, groove is in the arse'

The Big Debate was on groove today

Monday, November 6, 2017

Monday, November 6, 2017

The Big Debate on laps: 'Bobby doesn't have a lap, it fell off at birth'

The Big Debate on laps: 'Bobby doesn't have a lap, it fell off at birth'

'Bobby doesn't have a lap, it fell off at birth'

The Big Debate was on laps today

Friday, November 3, 2017

Friday, November 3, 2017

The Big Debate on stripes: 'What about the white stripes? They made Jeremy Corbyn famous'

The Big Debate on stripes: 'What about the white stripes? They made Jeremy Corbyn famous'

'What about the white stripes? They made Jeremy Corbyn famous' - The Big Debate

Today Jon Holmes asked to callers to have a discussion about stripes

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Thursday, November 2, 2017

The Big Debate on aerials: 'Is it appropriate to dress up as an aerial for Halloween?'

'Is it appropriate to dress up as an aerial for Halloween?'

The Big Debate was on aerials today

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

The Big Debate on sockets: 'I'd rather climb into Brian Blessed's sleeping bag'

The Big Debate on sockets: 'I'd rather climb into Brian Blessed's sleeping bag'

I'd rather climb into Brian Blessed's sleeping bag'

The Big Debate was on sockets today

Monday, October 30, 2017

Monday, October 30, 2017

The Big Debate on rectangle: 'In some countries, unless you know geometry laws, you can end up in prison'

The Big Debate on rectangles: 'In some countries, unless you know geometry laws, you can end up in prison'

'In some countries, unless you know geometry laws, you can end up in prison'

The Big Debate was on rectangle today

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

The Big Debate on objects: 'I bet you're only saying that because you were bullied by an object at school'

The Big Debate on objects: 'I bet you're only saying that because you were bullied by an object at school'

'I bet you're only saying that because you were bullied by an object at school'

The Big Debate was on objects today

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Big Debate on yogurt: 'people who like yogurt are nothing but munch bunch munchers'

The Big Debate on yogurt: 'people who like yogurt are nothing but munch bunch munchers'

'People who like yogurt are nothing but munch bunch munchers'

The Big Debate was on yogurt today

Monday, October 23, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

The Big Debate on beehives: 'Polish worker bees build beehives cheaper than English worker bees'

The Big Debate on beehives: 'Polish worker bees build beehives cheaper than English worker bees'

'Polish worker bees build beehives cheaper than English worker bees'

The Big Debate was on beehives today

Friday, October 20, 2017

Friday, October 20, 2017

The Big Debate on choking: 'Like with smoking in restaurants, if people want to choke they should go and stand in a choking area'

The Big Debate on choking: 'Like with smoking in restaurants, if people want to choke they should go and stand in a choking area'

'Choking people should go and stand in a choking area' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was on choking

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Thursday, October 19, 2017

The Big Debate on gates: 'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

The Big Debate on gates: 'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

The Big Debate was on gates today

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Big Debate on whistling: 'Remember when Thatcher closed the diamond mines? Dwarves clashed with police because they couldn't whistle while they worked'

The Big Debate on whistling: 'Remember when Thatcher closed the diamond mines? Dwarves clashed with police because they couldn't whistle while they worked'

'When Thatcher closed the mines, dwarves couldn't whistle while they worked'

The Big Debate was on whistling

Monday, October 16, 2017

Monday, October 16, 2017

The Big Debate on gusts: 'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

The Big Debate on gusts: 'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

The Big Debate was on gusts today

Friday, October 13, 2017

Friday, October 13, 2017

The Big Debate on burrows: 'We should bomb the ground into transparency'

The Big Debate on burrows: 'We should bomb the ground into transparency'

'We should bomb the ground into transparency' - The Big Debate on burrows

Today Jon Holmes held a debate on burrows

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

The Big Debate on fingerprints: 'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

The Big Debate on fingerprints: 'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

The Big Debate was on fingerprints today

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

The Big Debate on follicles: 'We took a fat man's follicles away and put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

The Big Debate on follicles: 'We took a fat man's follicles away and put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

'We took a fat man's follicles, put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

The Big Debate was on follicles today

Monday, October 9, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

The Big Debate on armpits: 'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

The Big Debate on armpits: 'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

The Big Debate was on armpits today

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Thursday, October 5, 2017

The Big Debate on berries: 'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

The Big Debate on berries: 'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

The Big Debate was on berries today

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

The Big Debate on lamps: 'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an ultraviolet bus driver myself'

The Big Debate on lamps: 'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an ultraviolet bus driver myself'

'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an UV bus driver myself'

The Big Debate was on lamps today

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The Big Debate on trunks: 'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

The Big Debate on trunks: 'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

The Big Debate was on trunks today

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

The Big Debate on tails: 'The Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut off tails with a carving knife'

The Big Debate on tails: 'The Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut off tails with a carving knife'

'Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut tails with a carving knife'

The Big Debate was on tails today

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The Big Debate on the sea: 'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

The Big Debate on the sea: 'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

The Big Debate was on the sea today

Monday, September 25, 2017

Monday, September 25, 2017

The Big Debate on kneecaps: 'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

The Big Debate on kneecaps: 'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

The Big Debate was about kneecaps today

Friday, September 22, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

The Big Debate on wings: 'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes'

The Big Debate on wings: 'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes'

'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes' - The Big Debate on wings

Today Jon Holmes asked two callers to have a debate about wings

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Big Debate: on jelly: 'What about jelly babies? Won't no one think of the jelly children?'

The Big Debate: on jelly: 'What about jelly babies? Won't no one think of the jelly children?'

'Won't no one think of the jelly children?' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about jelly

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Big Debate on energy: 'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're doing too much using energy to do it'

The Big Debate on energy: 'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're doing too much using energy to do it'

'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're using too much to do it'

The Big Debate was on energy today

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Big Debate on rings: 'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

The Big Debate on rings: 'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

The Big Debate was on rings today

Monday, September 18, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

The Big Debate on handshaking: 'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

The Big Debate on handshaking: 'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

The Big Debate was on handshaking today

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Government will crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate was on ridges today

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate was on caps today

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate was on rivers today

Monday, September 11, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate was on paws today

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate was about collars today

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

'If we can't have battening, what do we do with the hatches?' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about battening

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