Today it's Mike Graham's birthday so he spent some time wine tasting whilst Mike Parry reviewed the latest TV in Porkyvision.
First Parry tried to review the BBC's Trust Me, except he couldn't actually remember the name of the show, or the lead actress's name.
So moving on, Graham tasted his first wine with The Wine Bird, Helena Nicklin, which she said was "full bodied, it’s big, it’s well structured" - which some might say describes Graham himself.
Parry then spoke about Poldark. He explained that he enjoys the programme as "I like heroes and I love British heroes," a sharp contrast to Graham who has long expressed his disgust at the objectification of the show's male lead.
Chat then turned to showing wine on TV and Helena believes "it’s really hard to do wine on telly because it just looks like wine, whereas food looks amazing."
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