Philip Hammond's left us all in hysterics this week at talkRADIO towers - and we're not talking about his half-baked National Insurance hike which has created levels of shambolic farcicality not seen since the poll tax.
Nope, Phil's range of witty one-liners, unleashed on the baying audience of the Commons, have left us in stitches.
Now we find there's a DVD of the Hammster's comic stylings, containing all his best material.
Entitled Philip Hammond Live at the Houses of Parliament, the producers claim "you should definitely buy it this Christmas."
Comedy from the "spreadsheet man at the top of his comedy game" is available at any "local Woolworths," according to the advert.
You can also listen to the advert above, which is so hilarious even Hammond himself would be proud of it.