Paralegal Melissa has been inducted into the 'tupperware hall of despair'
Our newest club member was snooping through his girlfriend's private things while she walked the dog
Our newest inductee into the club wasn't the happiest of people...
Our afternoon presenter spoke to a New Zealander to get the lowdown on offensive prints
The World Paper Aeroplane Championship took place over the weekend in Burnham-on-Sea
'I thought, great, I've either got a busted telly or a poltergeist' (Craig)
Astrologer Timothy Halloran claimed 'an increased energy' generated by tonight's full moon will turn us all into lunatics
'All these things that I've done in my life up to the point where my head blew off were absolutely essential background to what I've done ever since' (David Icke)
'The science says that by adopting a few simple procedures, almost anyone can tune their body energies to blah blah blah blah blaaaaah' (Noel)
'I've got a good mind to get off this scooter and punch you in the face.' (Angry Scootist)
'Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu' (The Ghost of Geronimo)
'She's lying' (Jimmy Nail)
Prince Harry faces charges of minor war crimes after not wearing a tie while meeting D-Day veterans
The Bank Holiday is here. What better time to listen to drunk people discuss the big topics
Jon Holmes and his team took over the news bulletin on Bank Holiday Monday. You may not want to believe everything you hear…
Reporter Cornelius was live at 'the Bank of England' to report on an eagerly anticipated relaunch