Today's newest member is Robert who was in Hyde Park
'I will bear your children' were actually words uttered by Jon in this conversation
' You can't live your life in a panic...well, maybe YOU can!' (Miranda Sawyer)
The Big Debate on photographs gets focused
It's alleged MI6 stole the Iraq nerve gas report from 1996 film The Rock
Today's Lonely Lunch Club resulted in many questions – and a small falling out
'At last! It's the showdown the public have been begging for' (Danny Baker)
An actor joined the ranks of people eating along in the tupperware hall of despair
Our afternoon presenter spoke to a palaeontologist to get all the information
'Don't go in there, unzip your trousers and take a pee on their desk, for crying out loud, you stupid muppet' (Iain Lee on Farage)
Today's big debate is on the key issue of...buttocks
Our newest club member was eating a homemade hot dog and 'giving a lick of paint' to a gym
The Big Debate on Rainbows
Jason Haddon MBE says 'these baby burglars use their nappies to hide the swag as they go from house to house'
Do we actually need birthdays now that the EU law forcing us to celebrate them no longer applies?
If we lose the EU laws, will it change our Great British food?
Paralegal Melissa has been inducted into the 'tupperware hall of despair'
Our newest club member was snooping through his girlfriend's private things while she walked the dog
Our newest inductee into the club wasn't the happiest of people...
Our afternoon presenter spoke to a New Zealander to get the lowdown on offensive prints
The World Paper Aeroplane Championship took place over the weekend in Burnham-on-Sea
'I thought, great, I've either got a busted telly or a poltergeist' (Craig)
Astrologer Timothy Halloran claimed 'an increased energy' generated by tonight's full moon will turn us all into lunatics