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Friday, March 10, 2017

Friday, March 10, 2017

The Big Debate on backs: 'I scat when I'm angry'

The Big Debate on backs: 'I scat when I'm angry'

'I scat when I'm angry' - The Big Debate on backs

Jon Holmes likes to hold debates each day, so today he asked callers to discuss backs

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Jon Holmes creates an advert for comedy DVD 'Philip Hammond Live at the Houses of Parliament'

Jon Holmes creates an advert for comedy DVD 'Philip Hammond Live at the Houses of Parliament'

Jon Holmes creates an advert for Philip Hammond's comedy DVD

Apparently Philip Hammond has a new DVD out, according to Jon Holmes, and you should buy it this Christmas

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

Today's Big Debate was about spaces

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

The Big Debate on earthquakes: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

The Big Debate on earthquakes: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

Big Debate: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

Today's Big Debate was about earthquakes

Monday, March 6, 2017

Monday, March 6, 2017

Housing, Chiswick and daughters - Caller Chris plays 'band or dead race horse'

Housing, Chiswick and daughters - Caller Chris plays 'band or dead race horse'

Housing, Chiswick and daughters - Caller Chris plays 'band or dead race horse'

Jon Holmes likes to give away meat as a prize on his show, so today he decided to do just that

The Big Debate on inclines: 'In the 1920s, when America banned inclines, people would walk up small hills in underground bars'

The Big Debate on inclines: 'In the 1920s, when America banned inclines, people would walk up small hills in underground bars'

'when America banned inclines people'd walk up small hills in underground bars'

The Big Debate today was about inclines

Friday, March 3, 2017

Friday, March 3, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: #RadioBland

Late Nights with Iain Lee: #RadioBland - Thursday, February 2

Late Nights with Iain Lee: #RadioBland

'I've had enough of being the only decent radio show on British radio' (Iain)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bernie Clifton

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bernie Clifton

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bernie Clifton

'Let me leave you on this note...' (Bernie Clifton)

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 44

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 44

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 44

The Big Debate on collars: 'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down'

The Big Debate on collars: 'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down'

'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down' - The Big Debate

Today Jon Holmes' Big Debate was on collars

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bye Bye Cleo

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bye Bye Cleo - Wednesday, March 1

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bye Bye Cleo

'Do you really wanna tell this story?' (Iain)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Flat Earthers

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Flat Earthers

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Flat Earthers

'Fool me once, more fool you. Fool me twice, I'm going to get angry. Fool me three times, you're an idiot' (Iain)

The Big Debate on trails: 'Should a pilot get out the plane and pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

The Big Debate on trails: 'Should a pilot get out the plane and pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

'Should a pilot get the plane to pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

Today's Big Debate was about trails

After Oscars blunder, Jon Holmes creates a film trailer for 'The Accountant'

'The Accountant' - Jon Holmes creates a film trailer based on La La Land Oscars blunder

'The Accountant' - Jon Holmes creates a film trailer based on La La Land blunder

Jon Holmes has created a film trailer based on the blunder at the Oscars last month.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pugwash

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pugwash - Tuesday, February 28

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pugwash

'You're the Nice to be Nice guy!' (Brian Wilson)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Eddie Large

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Eddie Large

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Eddie Large

'He said "You nearly died twice" I said "I've died more times than that on stage" ' (Eddie Large)

Buildings, roads and vegetation - Caller Rick plays dead or alive

Buildings, roads and vegetation - Caller Rick plays dead or alive

Buildings, roads and vegetation - Caller Rick plays dead or alive

Jon Holmes likes to invite listeners on air so they can have a go at winning some meat

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate today was about lent

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Mark Thompson

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Mark Thompson

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Mark Thompson

'Crunch, crunch, crunch' (Biggin)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Shhhh!

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Shhhh! - Monday, February 27

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Shhhh!

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The Big Debate on pans: 'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

The Big Debate on pans: 'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

The Big Debate today was about pans

Monday, February 27, 2017

Monday, February 27, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: German Herman

Late Nights with Iain Lee: German Herman - Friday, February 24

Late Nights with Iain Lee: German Herman

'I absorb the information like a sponge' (Caddick)

Church, teaching, careers and church - Caller James plays band or seashells

Church, teaching, careers and church - Caller James plays 'band or seashells'

Church, teaching, careers and church - Caller James plays 'band or seashells'

Jon Holmes invited a listener on air to try and win some meat in a game of band or seashells

The Big Debate on nerves: 'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed and that's why she can't clap properly'

The Big Debate on nerves: 'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed and that's why she can't clap properly'

'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed' - The Big Debate on nerves

Jon Holmes likes to hold a debate each day, and today it was about nerves

Friday, February 24, 2017

Friday, February 24, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Louis Barfe

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Louis Barfe

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Louis Barfe

'I've been invited to Spike Milligan's house, I'm going to take the day off if I have to' (Louis Barfe)

 Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Dave Mason

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Dave Mason

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Dave Mason

'I always thought of her (Mama Cass) as a contemporary Sophie Tucker, she had a wicked sense of humour' (Dave Mason)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Monkeys Vs Aliens

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Monkeys Vs Aliens - Thursday, February 23

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Monkeys Vs Aliens

'An Alien done it with a monkey' (Prof Joe Laevens)

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 43

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 43

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 43

The Big Debate on standing: 'Without Standing what would we do and deliver?'

'Without Standing what would we do and deliver?' - The Big Debate on standing

Jon Holmes loves to hold a good debate and today the subject was standing

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Egregious W

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Egregious W - Wednesday, February 22

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Egregious W

'Wagwan sexy' (Bill)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Chris Difford

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Chris Difford

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Chris Difford

'I thought, well, if I put music to this it'll be a musical gang and it'll work, and it kind of did.' (Chris Difford)

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate today was about crannies

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Nazis Are Coming

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Nazis Are Coming - Tuesday, February 21

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Nazis Are Coming

'There's a lot of information out there which is suggesting that probably about 66% of the mass shootings, even the ISIS ones, are done under the influence of psychiatric drugs' (Paul)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Tommy Cannon

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Tommy Cannon

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Tommy Cannon

'I was stood there waiting to be assigned to a job and suddenly Bobby came in...and he was the first person to speak to me out of 500 guys on the shop floor' (Tommy Cannon)

The Big Debate on nests: 'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

The Big Debate on nests: 'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

Today's Big Debate was about nests

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Plans

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Plans

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Plans

'We're gonna pull up in a van and you're gonna honeytrap him' (Iain)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: D Major

Late Nights with Iain Lee: D Major - Monday, February 20

Late Nights with Iain Lee: D Major

'I think the artist is Baker Street' Ary

Jon Holmes' team attend the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards

'I've got a mouthful' – Jon Holmes' team attend the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards

'I've got a mouthful' – Jon Holmes' team attend the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards

Jon Holmes' team heard about the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards, so thought they'd go along

The Big Debate on seashells: 'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered'

The Big Debate on seashells: 'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered'

'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered' – The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was on seashells

Caller Arry rings Iain Lee to tell him about a song, except he can't remember it

Caller Arry rings Iain Lee to tell him about a song, except he can't remember it

Caller Arry rings Iain Lee to tell him about a song, except he can't remember it

Iain Lee received a call from Arry, who wanted to tell him all about the best song intro ever

Monday, February 20, 2017

Monday, February 20, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Family

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Family - Friday, February 17

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Family

'Hands up who feels really uncomfortable right now?' (Iain)

The Big Debate on gums: 'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will ginger people be conceived?'

The Big Debate on gums: 'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will ginger people be conceived?'

'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will gingers be conceived?'

Today's Big Debate was about gums – come on, you must have a view on this!

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 42

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 42

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 42

Friday, February 17, 2017

Friday, February 17, 2017

The Big Debate on carpets: 'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

The Big Debate on carpets: 'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

Today's Big Debate was about carpets

Jon Holmes speaks to Lionel Blair about Tony Blair's speech

Jon Holmes speaks to Lionel Blair about Tony Blair's speech

Jon Holmes speaks to Lionel Blair about Tony Blair's speech

Lionel Blair, who's starring in the second series of The Real Marigold Hotel on BBC One, shared his insight on the former Prime Minister's speech

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Ian Anderson

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Ian Anderson

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Ian Anderson

'Who would want to turn down the chance to sing Sunshine Of Your Love with Jack Bruce?' (Ian Anderson)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Who Newman?

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Who Newman? - Wednesday, February 15

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Who Newman?

'It sounds like a trick question' (Chris)

The Big Debate on wood: 'Without wood, what would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

The Big Debate on wood: 'Without wood, what would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

'What would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

Today's Big Debate was about wood

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Great American Novel

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Great American Novel - Tuesday, February 14

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Great American Novel

'If you cut the cheese I'm out of here' (Kath)

The Big Debate turned towards moonlight

The Big Debate on moonlight: 'The Americans spent millions putting a man on the moon and all they ended up with is Michael Jackson'

'The Americans spent millions putting man on the moon. They got Michael Jackson'

Today's big debate was about moonlight

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Black Monk

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Black Monk - Monday, February 13

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Black Monk

'She's quite an attractive woman once you see her close up' (Mark Vernon)

Monday, February 13, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Criteria

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Criteria - Friday, February 10

Late Nights with Iain Lee: The Criteria

'Do you meet the criteria?' (Iain)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dougie Wright

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dougie Wright

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dougie Wright

'It was a collaboration of symphony players, big band, swing musicians...and the hooligans, as we were called' ( Dougie Wright)

UK Pun Day - Bob Mills learns more from Pun championship finalist Samantha Baines

UK Pun Day: Bob Mills learns more from Pun championship finalist Samantha Baines

UK Pun Day: Bob Mills learns more from a Pun championship finalist

Samantha Baines came onto the talkRADIO airwaves for a chat with Bob Mills

Friday, February 10, 2017

Friday, February 10, 2017

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Certificates

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Certificates - Thursday, February 9

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Certificates

'If you call in, you'd better have a BLOODY good reason!' (Iain)

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