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Friday, December 2, 2016

Friday, December 2, 2016

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 32

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 32

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 32

The Big Debate on tears: 'What about tears of a clown? Because they cry knives'

The Big Debate on tears: 'What about tears of a clown? Because they cry knives'

The Big Debate on tears: 'What about tears of a clown? Because they cry knives'

Jon Holmes invited two people to have a debate on tears

Ed Balls, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies - The End of the Week Quiz

Ed Balls, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies: The End of the Week Quiz

Ed Balls, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies: The End of the Week Quiz

Each week Jon Holmes invites a listener to come on air and test their knowledge of the Jon Holmes show

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Ambassador Denis

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Ambassador Denis - Wednesday, November 30

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Ambassador Denis

'I am a mole and I live in a hole' (Paul)

The Big Debate on full stops: 'Should we speak punctuation out loud question mark'

The Big Debate on full stops: 'Should we speak punctuation out loud question mark'

Big Debate on full stops: 'Should we speak punctuation out loud question mark'

Today's Big Debate asked if we still need full stops

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: George Harrison and Time Portals

Late Nights with Iain Lee: George Harrison and Time Portals - Tuesday, November 29

Late Nights with Iain Lee: George Harrison and Time Portals

'He was a sex maniac' (Roger Moore)

Josh Widdicombe completes a special task set by Jon Holmes' team

Josh Widdicombe given a special task by Jon Holmes' team - but did he complete it?

Josh Widdicombe given a special task by Jon Holmes' team - could he complete it?

Jon Holmes and his team set Josh Widdicombe a special task to carry out in his next interview

The Big Debate on spines: 'tough on spines, tough on the causes of spines'

The Big Debate on spines: 'tough on spines, tough on the causes of spines'

The Big Debate on spines: 'tough on spines, tough on the causes of spines'

Today's Big Debate asked if we needed spines

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Cub Camp

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Cub Camp - Monday, November 28

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Cub Camp

'Might be a loony, but if some football coach was touching me when I was a kid, as I got older I would have went back and sorted that poof out.' (Eric Bristow, Twitter)

The Big Debate on sunsets: 'Trump wants to build a wall around the sun to stop it from setting'

The Big Debate on sunsets: 'Trump wants to build a wall around the sun to stop it from setting'

The Big Debate on sunsets: 'Trump wants to build a wall around the sun'

Today Jon Holmes held a debate on sunsets

Monday, November 28, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Being A Man

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Being A Man - Friday, November 25

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Being A Man

'Crushdy' (Paul)

Jon Holmes finds out more about Facebook's alleged censorship software

Jon Holmes finds out more about Facebook's alleged censorship software with talkRADIO's China correspondent

Jon Holmes finds out more about Facebook's alleged censorship software

Facebook has developed censorship software so that it could accomodate China's censorship demands, according to the New York Times

The Big Debate on bruises: 'I don't want to walk around naked holding a bruised burka'

The Big Debate on bruises: 'I don't want to walk around naked holding a bruised burka'

Big Debate: 'I don't want to walk around naked holding a bruised burka'

Today's Big Debate was about bruises

Man arrested in Ohio for allegedly hiding 71 pounds of marijuana as Christmas gifts

Man arrested in Ohio for allegedly hiding 71 pounds of marijuana as Christmas gifts

US man arrested for allegedly hiding 71 pounds of marijuana as Christmas gifts

Daniel Yates faces 16 years in prison if found guilty

Friday, November 25, 2016

Friday, November 25, 2016

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 31

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 31

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 31

'The equivalent of listening to my wife moan' - Time for 'Condescending'

'The equivalent of listening to my wife moan' - it's time for 'Condescending'

'The equivalent of listening to my wife moan' - it's time for 'Condescending'

It's that time of the week when Cornelius gets in a lift and reads about criticism of the Jon Holmes show

The Big Debate on gardens: 'Why is it gardeners get their own question time on radio 4 when plumbers don't?'

The Big Debate on gardens: 'Why is it gardeners get their own question time on Radio 4, when plumbers don't?'

The Big Debate on gardens: 'Why is it gardeners get their own question time?'

Today's big debate was about gardens

Frozenland, Greenland and Land of Ice - What could Iceland change its name to?

Frozenland, Greenland or Land of Ice - What could Iceland change its name to?

Frozenland, Greenland or Land of Ice - What could Iceland change its name to?

Iceland's government is taking legal action against the frozen food supermarket Iceland, over the use of its name, so we thought we'd help them out by coming up with some new ideas for names

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Ronaldo, Ellie Goulding and I'm a Celebrity - It's the showbiz review with talkSPORT's Reece

Ronaldo, Ellie Goulding and I'm a Celebrity - It's the showbiz review with talkSPORT's Reece

Ronaldo, Ellie Goulding and I'm a Celebrity - It's the showbiz review

Jon Holmes was joined by talkSPORT's Reece, who has no knowledge or interest in showbiz, to give him the lowdown on the latest showbiz news

The Big Debate on hoops: 'In Sweden they've injected people with the Hooploa Virus and now people are coughing up hoops'

The Big Debate on hoops: 'In Sweden, they've injected people with the Hooploa Virus and now people are coughing up hoops'

'They inject people with the Hooploa Virus in Sweden, now they're coughing hoops

Today's Big Debate had people going round in circles

Vladimir Putin's deadly secret weapon: a 14ft squid

Vladimir Putin's deadly secret weapon: a 14ft squid

Vladimir Putin's deadly secret weapon: a 14ft squid

The Russian president is apparently examining all the ways to expand his arsenal

The day Prince Harry released turtles into the sea - Jon Holmes talks to the talkRADIO turtle correspondent

The day Prince Harry released turtles into the sea: Jon Holmes talks to the talkRADIO turtle correspondent

Prince Harry releases turtles: Jon Holmes talks to a turtle correspondent

Prince Harry has released five baby turtles back into the sea, after they were first kept safe by conservationists

'Tacos on every corner' - Twitter users reveal what they want for Christmas

'Tacos on every corner' - four-word Twitter users reveal what they want for Christmas

'Tacos on every corner' - Twitter users reveal what they want for Christmas

There are only 31 days left until Christmas: here's what people want this year in four words...

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Dutch Courage

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Dutch Courage - Tuesday, November 22

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Dutch Courage

'Up yer bum' (Carehome Iain)

The Big Debate: 'The great hairdresser strikes of the 1980s was the last time this country meant something'

The Big Debate: 'The great hairdresser strikes of the 1980s was the last time this country meant something'

'The great 1980s hairdresser strikes was the last time the UK meant something'

Today's Big Debate was about hair

Twitter users can't contain their amusement after the social network's CEO Jack Dorsey is temporarily suspended from the site

Twitter users go nuts as CEO Jack Dorsey is suspended from the site

Twitter users go nuts as CEO Jack Dorsey is suspended from the site

No likes! Twitter accidentally suspends its own CEO

Sir Philip Green

What can Sir Philip Green sell to plug the BHS pensions debt?

What can Sir Philip Green sell to plug the BHS pensions debt?

We thought we'd give him a few pointers

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pumping Off

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pumping Off - Monday, November 21

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Pumping Off

'I am gonna DESTROY you, baby' (Iain)

WATCH: Emu menaces bike rider

WATCH: Emu chases cyclist!

WATCH: Emu chases cyclist!

A cyclist in Australia got more than they bargained for on their Aussie jaunt

The Big Debate on birds: 'Migrant birds have to show their passport before being treated by the RSPB'

The Big Debate: 'Migrant birds have to show their passport before being treated by the RSPB'

'Migrant birds have to show their passport before being treated by the RSPB'

Today's big Debate asked whether we still need birds

Monday, November 21, 2016

Monday, November 21, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - Friday, November 18

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

'I dunno, my worktop's in the way' (Kath)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Balls, Balls, Balls

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Balls, Balls, Balls - Thursday, November

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Balls, Balls, Balls

'Get on with it' (Angelos)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bey Logan

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bey Logan

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast, Bey Logan

'Bruce Lee is thought of as being a Kung Fun star...he really didn't do any Kung Fu in his films, or minimally' (Bey Logan)

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 30

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 30

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 30

The Big Debate on Bags: 'What colour should a bag be? Yes or No?'

The Big Debate on Bags: 'What colour should a bag be? Yes or No?'

The Big Debate: 'What colour should a bag be? Yes or No?'

Today's Big Debate asked if we still need bags

You won't be able to stop watching this man eat the world's largest gummy worm

You won't be able to stop watching this man eat the world's largest gummy worm

You won't be able to stop watching this man eat the world's largest gummy worm

He attacked that thing like feeding time at the zoo...

Friday, November 18, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

'I can't believe you pay him for that' - It's time for Jon Holmes' 'Condescending'

'I can't believe you pay him for that' - It's time for Jon Holmes' 'Condescending'

'I can't believe you pay him for that' - It's time for 'Condescending'

Jon Holmes sends Cornelius into a lift to read out criticism of the show

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Matt Haig

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Matt Haig

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Matt Haig

'People are so scared about saying the wrong thing...I think there's a bigger danger in silence'

Late Nights with Iain Lee: New Jobs and Accidental Callers

Late Nights with Iain Lee: New Jobs and Accidental Callers - Tuesday, November 15

Late Nights with Iain Lee: New Jobs and Accidental Callers

'I'm from der Rotterdam' (Dirk)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dennis Locorriere

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dennis Locorriere

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Dennis Locorriere

'I haven't let myself go, I don't waddle out on stage and croak through the songs. I've taken it seriously' (Dennis Locorriere)

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Tim McVey

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Tim McVey

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Tim McVey

'Everybody always says "You played that game for two days" and my answer's always "No. I played for forty four hours and forty five minutes" ' (Tim McVey)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Tony Mustapha

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Tony Mustapha - Monday, November 11

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Tony Mustapha

'The rhythm of life is a powerful sight' (Leslie)

The Big Debate on maps: 'Baby maps are called Maplins, and of course show Drumlins, which are baby drums'

The Big Debate on maps: 'Baby maps are called Maplins, and of course show Drumlins, which are baby drums'

'Baby maps are called Maplins, and show Drumlins, which are baby drums'

Today's Big Debate was about maps

Monday, November 14, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fields, Ferrets and Frisky Lucy

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fields, Ferrets and Frisky Lucy - Friday, November 11

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fields, Ferrets and Frisky Lucy

'Could you pretend, Charlotte, that I'm your ferret?' (Iain)

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 29

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 29

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 29

Friday, November 11, 2016

Friday, November 11, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Francis Rossi

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Francis Rossi

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Bonus Podcast - Francis Rossi

'That is so distinguished, you b@£$*%d' (Francis Rossi)

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fallen Idols & Psychotronic Weapons

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fallen Idols & Psychotronic Weapons - Thursday, November 10

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Fallen Idols & Psychotronic Weapons

'Make love to me all night...and all day!' (Charlotte)

Jon Holmes calls Donald Trump's office from the talkRADIO studio

Jon Holmes calls Donald Trump's office from the talkRADIO studio

Jon Holmes calls Donald Trump's office from the talkRADIO studio

They have M People as their holding music. Weird

The Big Debate on goats: 'The problem with goats is they're too sexy'

The Big Debate on goats: 'The problem with goats is they're too sexy'

The Big Debate on goats: 'The problem with goats is they're too sexy'

Today's big debate was about whether we still need goats

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Babcock!

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Babcock! - Wednesday, November 9

Late Nights with Iain Lee: Babcock!

'I'm no Paul McCartney!' (David Babcock)

The Big Debate on milk:

The Big Debate on milk: 'Our prisons are full of milk'

The Big Debate on milk: 'Our prisons are full of milk'

Today's big debate was all about milk

Brad Pitt, Kanye West and being spooned by Trump – The Showbiz news with talkSPORT’s Reece

Brad Pitt, Kanye West and being spooned by Trump – The Showbiz news with talkSPORT’s Reece

Brad Pitt, Kanye West and Donald Trump – The Showbiz news with talkSPORT’s Reece

Reece is a man from off of talkSPORT who has no knowledge of, or interest in, showbiz but he has to do it because of budget constraints

Ball pits, vaping and naked night clubs - It's the hipster work experience review

Ball pits, e-cigs and naked clubbing - It's the hipster work experience review

Ball pits, e-cigs and naked clubbing - It's the hipster work experience review

Jon Holmes was joined by Emma who educated him about the world of a hipster

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - American Election Special

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - American Election Special

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - American Election Special

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