Jon Holmes

Taking you through the afternoon with his take on the day's news. With news, satire and studio guests, Jon brings a unique show to speech radio.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 72

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 72

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 72

Friday, October 20, 2017

Friday, October 20, 2017

The Big Debate on choking: 'Like with smoking in restaurants, if people want to choke they should go and stand in a choking area'

The Big Debate on choking: 'Like with smoking in restaurants, if people want to choke they should go and stand in a choking area'

'Choking people should go and stand in a choking area' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was on choking

Harry Hill on his new book and his career

Harry Hill on his new book 'Matt Millz' and his career

Harry Hill on his new book 'Matt Millz' and his career

The comedian swung by the studio for a chat with Jon Holmes

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Thursday, October 19, 2017

The Big Debate on gates: 'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

The Big Debate on gates: 'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

'Are you suggesting we should vape a gate? #gategate'

The Big Debate was on gates today

Jason Manford talks about his debut album 'A Different Stage'

Jason Manford talks about his debut album 'A Different Stage'

Jason Manford talks about his debut album 'A Different Stage'

The comedian and West End performer swung by the studios for a chat with Jon Holmes

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Big Debate on whistling: 'Remember when Thatcher closed the diamond mines? Dwarves clashed with police because they couldn't whistle while they worked'

The Big Debate on whistling: 'Remember when Thatcher closed the diamond mines? Dwarves clashed with police because they couldn't whistle while they worked'

'When Thatcher closed the mines, dwarves couldn't whistle while they worked'

The Big Debate was on whistling

Monday, October 16, 2017

Monday, October 16, 2017

The Big Debate on gusts: 'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

The Big Debate on gusts: 'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

'It's like the city of London is at the bottom of a cup of ginger tea'

The Big Debate was on gusts today

Friday, October 13, 2017

Friday, October 13, 2017

The Big Debate on burrows: 'We should bomb the ground into transparency'

The Big Debate on burrows: 'We should bomb the ground into transparency'

'We should bomb the ground into transparency' - The Big Debate on burrows

Today Jon Holmes held a debate on burrows

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 71

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 71

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 71

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

The Big Debate on fingerprints: 'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

The Big Debate on fingerprints: 'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

'Edwina Currie said 30 years ago that fingerprints had salmonella in them'

The Big Debate was on fingerprints today

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

The Big Debate on follicles: 'We took a fat man's follicles away and put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

The Big Debate on follicles: 'We took a fat man's follicles away and put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

'We took a fat man's follicles, put him on a treadmill - he died in 30 minutes'

The Big Debate was on follicles today

Monday, October 9, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

The Big Debate on armpits: 'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

The Big Debate on armpits: 'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

'Mrs Thatcher closed the armpits and deodorant manufacturers fought the police'

The Big Debate was on armpits today

Friday, October 6, 2017

Friday, October 6, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 70

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 70

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 70

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Thursday, October 5, 2017

The Big Debate on berries: 'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

The Big Debate on berries: 'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

'Are you anti or pro oxidants?'

The Big Debate was on berries today

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

The Big Debate on lamps: 'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an ultraviolet bus driver myself'

The Big Debate on lamps: 'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an ultraviolet bus driver myself'

'I have nothing against the ultraviolet, I have an UV bus driver myself'

The Big Debate was on lamps today

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The Big Debate on trunks: 'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

The Big Debate on trunks: 'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

'The CIA are bringing stranded Monarch passengers home on flying elephants'

The Big Debate was on trunks today

Monday, October 2, 2017

Monday, October 2, 2017

Las Vegas: 'Gunman probably prepared his attack in advance'

Las Vegas: 'Gunman probably prepared his attack in advance'

'Las Vegas gunman probably planned the attack in advance'

American talk radio host Michael Graham says there's no will to do things in America that will prevent shootings

Friday, September 29, 2017

Friday, September 29, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 69

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 69

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 69

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

The Big Debate on tails: 'The Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut off tails with a carving knife'

The Big Debate on tails: 'The Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut off tails with a carving knife'

'Government have employed the farmer's wife to cut tails with a carving knife'

The Big Debate was on tails today

'Hugh Hefner was a publishing revolutionary but held back by his moral stance', says Mike Parry

'Hugh Hefner was a publishing revolutionary but held back by his morals', says Mike Parry

'Hugh Hefner was a publishing revolutionary but held back by his morals'

Mike Parry says he thinks Hugh Hefner will be remembered as a legendary figure

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The Big Debate on the sea: 'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

The Big Debate on the sea: 'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

'What about Queen's seven seas of rhye? It's got seven seas, rhye is greedy'

The Big Debate was on the sea today

Monday, September 25, 2017

Monday, September 25, 2017

The Big Debate on kneecaps: 'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

The Big Debate on kneecaps: 'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

'Replace kneecaps with wheels. Put a wheel in the cap gap'

The Big Debate was about kneecaps today

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 68

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 68

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 68

Friday, September 22, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

The Big Debate on wings: 'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes'

The Big Debate on wings: 'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes'

'In Sweden they're trialling feathered planes' - The Big Debate on wings

Today Jon Holmes asked two callers to have a debate about wings

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Big Debate: on jelly: 'What about jelly babies? Won't no one think of the jelly children?'

The Big Debate: on jelly: 'What about jelly babies? Won't no one think of the jelly children?'

'Won't no one think of the jelly children?' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about jelly

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Big Debate on energy: 'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're doing too much using energy to do it'

The Big Debate on energy: 'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're doing too much using energy to do it'

'Is the Government doing enough against energy? They're using too much to do it'

The Big Debate was on energy today

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Big Debate on rings: 'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

The Big Debate on rings: 'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

'Ringo Starr is the Government's ring tsar'

The Big Debate was on rings today

Monday, September 18, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

The Big Debate on handshaking: 'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

The Big Debate on handshaking: 'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

'What can't we sniff bottoms as a greeting like dogs do?'

The Big Debate was on handshaking today

Friday, September 15, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Parsons Green: 'Bomb looks similar to devices used in 7/7 and 21/7 attacks', says bomb disposal expert

Parsons Green: 'Bomb looks similar to devices used in London 7/7 attacks', says bomb disposal expert

'Bomb at Parsons Green looks similar to devices used inLondon 7/7 attacks'

Major Chris Hunter says he thinks the bomb might have been a failed high explosive device and those nearby were very lucky

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Government will crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate was on ridges today

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate was on caps today

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate was on rivers today

Monday, September 11, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate was on paws today

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

These are the least worst bits on the show

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate was about collars today

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

'If we can't have battening, what do we do with the hatches?' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about battening

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

The Big Debate on dappled sunlight: 'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

The Big Debate on dappled sunlight: 'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

The Big Debate was about dappled sunlight today

Monday, September 4, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

The Big Debate on semi-circles: 'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

The Big Debate on semi-circles: 'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

The Big Debate was about semi-circles today

Friday, September 1, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

The Big Debate on nets: 'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets'

The Big Debate on nets: 'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets'

'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about nets

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Jon Holmes tried to get to grips with the transfer window today

Sanchez quitting Arsenal? Coutinho leaving Liverpool? Jon Holmes gets to the bottom of transfer deadline day

Jon Holmes gets to the bottom of transfer deadline day

Jon Holmes admitted that he has no idea about transfer deadline day and cares even less

The Big Debate on string: 'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

The Big Debate on string: 'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

The Big Debate was on string today

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The Big Debate on sponges: 'sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

The Big Debate on sponges: 'sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

'Sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

The Big Debate was on sponges today

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

The Big Debate on eating: 'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

The Big Debate on eating: 'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

The Big Debate was on eating today

Friday, August 25, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017

The Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

The Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

The Big Debate today was about colour

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate was about dust today

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Big Debate on nostrils: 'You can't forget about the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

The Big Debate on nostrils: 'You can't forget about the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

'Don't forget the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

The Big Debate today was about nostrils

Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate was on embers today

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Friday, August 4, 2017

Friday, August 4, 2017

The Big Debate on tongues: 'I'm calling for multi functional tongues, in our mouths we should have Swiss Army tongues'

The Big Debate on tongues: 'I'm calling for multi-functional tongues, in our mouths we should have Swiss Army tongues'

'I'm calling for multi-functional tongues' - The Big Debate on tongues

Today's Big Debate was about tongues

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Thursday, August 3, 2017

The Big Debate on directions: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate on directions: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate was on directions today

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

The Big Debate on curtains: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

The Big Debate on curtains: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

Big Debate: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

The Big Debate was on curtains today

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

The Big Debate on smiling: 'People shouldn't be able to smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors or behind a cloth'

The Big Debate on smiling: 'People shouldn't be able to smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors or behind a cloth'

'People shouldn't smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors'

The Big Debate was on smiling today

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