Jon Holmes

Taking you through the afternoon with his take on the day's news. With news, satire and studio guests, Jon brings a unique show to speech radio.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 67

Parsons Green: 'Bomb looks similar to devices used in 7/7 and 21/7 attacks', says bomb disposal expert

Parsons Green: 'Bomb looks similar to devices used in London 7/7 attacks', says bomb disposal expert

'Bomb at Parsons Green looks similar to devices used inLondon 7/7 attacks'

Major Chris Hunter says he thinks the bomb might have been a failed high explosive device and those nearby were very lucky

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate on ridges: 'The Government are going to crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Government will crinkle cut counties, how are they going to pay for that?'

The Big Debate was on ridges today

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate on caps: 'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

'Is there a cap on your hatred towards caps?'

The Big Debate was on caps today

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate on rivers: 'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

'Rivers are lazy, they should get off their river beds and do some work'

The Big Debate was on rivers today

Monday, September 11, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate on paws: 'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

'If cats can't do ballet, what's the point of humans?'

The Big Debate was on paws today

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - episode 66

These are the least worst bits on the show

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate on collars: 'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

'We don't have as many collars since Thatcher closed the collieries'

The Big Debate was about collars today

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

The Big Debate on battening: 'If we can't have battening, what are we supposed to do to the hatches? Glue them?'

'If we can't have battening, what do we do with the hatches?' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about battening

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

The Big Debate on dappled sunlight: 'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

The Big Debate on dappled sunlight: 'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

'Would you be happy if sunlight shone through Dappy from N-Dubz?'

The Big Debate was about dappled sunlight today

Monday, September 4, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

The Big Debate on semi-circles: 'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

The Big Debate on semi-circles: 'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

'Most of Britain's circle pickers come from the continent'

The Big Debate was about semi-circles today

Friday, September 1, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 65

The Big Debate on nets: 'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets'

The Big Debate on nets: 'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets'

'You're like Benjamin Netanyahu - you cry yahoo for nets' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about nets

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Jon Holmes tried to get to grips with the transfer window today

Sanchez quitting Arsenal? Coutinho leaving Liverpool? Jon Holmes gets to the bottom of transfer deadline day

Jon Holmes gets to the bottom of transfer deadline day

Jon Holmes admitted that he has no idea about transfer deadline day and cares even less

The Big Debate on string: 'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

The Big Debate on string: 'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

'String is lazy because it can't be bothered to rope'

The Big Debate was on string today

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The Big Debate on sponges: 'sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

The Big Debate on sponges: 'sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

'Sponge haters should be locked up in sponge dungeons - spungeons'

The Big Debate was on sponges today

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

The Big Debate on eating: 'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

The Big Debate on eating: 'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

'The cows are calling for more stomachs, they say four isn't enough'

The Big Debate was on eating today

Friday, August 25, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 64

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017

The Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

The Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

Big Debate on colour: 'This is more than just a black and white issue'

The Big Debate today was about colour

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate on dust: 'Banning dust will put Mr Sheen out of work'

The Big Debate was about dust today

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Big Debate on nostrils: 'You can't forget about the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

The Big Debate on nostrils: 'You can't forget about the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

'Don't forget the Hunchback of Nostrildame, whose hump was covered in nostrils'

The Big Debate today was about nostrils

Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate on embers: 'We remembers embers on remem-ember-berance day'

The Big Debate was on embers today

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 63

Friday, August 4, 2017

Friday, August 4, 2017

The Big Debate on tongues: 'I'm calling for multi functional tongues, in our mouths we should have Swiss Army tongues'

The Big Debate on tongues: 'I'm calling for multi-functional tongues, in our mouths we should have Swiss Army tongues'

'I'm calling for multi-functional tongues' - The Big Debate on tongues

Today's Big Debate was about tongues

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Thursday, August 3, 2017

The Big Debate on directions: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate on directions: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate: 'You can't get a pair of trunks on a hamster, you idiot!'

The Big Debate was on directions today

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

The Big Debate on curtains: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

The Big Debate on curtains: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

Big Debate: 'What should a curtain be made of? Glass, Cem-tex or beef?'

The Big Debate was on curtains today

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

The Big Debate on smiling: 'People shouldn't be able to smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors or behind a cloth'

The Big Debate on smiling: 'People shouldn't be able to smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors or behind a cloth'

'People shouldn't smile in public, it should be done behind closed doors'

The Big Debate was on smiling today

Monday, July 31, 2017

Monday, July 31, 2017

The Big Debate on cobwebs: 'Can you make sure the producer has his hand on the profanity buzzer?'

The Big Debate on cobwebs: 'Can you make sure the producer has his hand on the profanity buzzer?'

'Can you make sure the producer has his hand on the profanity buzzer?'

The Big Debate was on cobwebs today

Friday, July 28, 2017

Friday, July 28, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 62

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 62

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 62

The Big Debate on facts: 'The two lenses in the Hubble Telescope were manufacturing by Specsavers, one of them was free'

The Big Debate on facts: 'The two lenses in the Hubble Telescope were manufacturing by Specsavers, one of them was free'

'The Hubble Telescope was manufacturing by Specsavers' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was on facts

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Big Debate on dusk: 'Donald Trump wouldn't allow dusk in the military because he would say it's neither one thing or the other'

The Big Debate on dusk: 'Donald Trump wouldn't allow dusk in the military because he would say it's neither one thing or the other'

'Donald Trump won't allow dusk in the military, it's not one thing or the other'

The Big Debate today was about dusk

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Big Debate on streams: 'Streaming is where water comes into your home via the internet. We no longer need the old analogue taps.'

The Big Debate on streams: 'Streaming is where water comes into your home via the internet. We no longer need the old analogue taps.'

Big Debate: 'Streaming is where water comes into your home via the internet'

The Big Debate was about streams today

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

The Big Debate on whiskers: 'Dip a cat in Immac and attach a balloon to it'

The Big Debate on whiskers: 'Dip a cat in Immac and attach a balloon to it'

The Big Debate on whiskers: 'Dip a cat in Immac and attach a balloon to it'

The Big Debate was on whiskers today

Friday, July 21, 2017

Friday, July 21, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 61

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 61

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 61

The Big Debate on flying: 'What about Dumbo? Without flying he would have just been a fat little git'

The Big Debate on flying: 'What about Dumbo? Without flying he would have just been a fat little git'

'Without flying Dumbo would have just been a fat little git' - The Big Debate

Today's big debate was on flying. And elephants.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Thursday, July 20, 2017

The Big Debate on the public: 'A elk doesn't need a bookcase because a elk can't read'

The Big Debate on the public: 'A elk doesn't need a bookcase because a elk can't read'

The Big Debate: 'A elk doesn't need a bookcase because a elk can't read'

The Big Debate was on the public today

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

The Big Debate on frogs: 'frogs get paid more than other animals in BBC wildlife documentaries'

The Big Debate on frogs: 'frogs get paid more than other animals in BBC wildlife documentaries'

'Frogs get paid more than other animals in BBC wildlife documentaries'

The Big Debate was on frogs today

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

The Big Debate on corners: 'There's a corner on the back of the new ten pound note, are they now getting recognition?'

The Big Debate on corners: 'There's a corner on the back of the new ten pound note, are they now getting recognition?'

'There's a corner on the new ten pound note, are they getting recognised?'

The Big Debate was about corners today

Monday, July 17, 2017

Monday, July 17, 2017

The Big Debate on hatching: 'Are you calling for genderless hens?'

The Big Debate on hatching: 'Are you calling for genderless hens?'

The Big Debate on hatching: 'Are you calling for genderless hens?'

The Big Debate was on hatching today

Friday, July 14, 2017

Friday, July 14, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 60

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 60

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 60

The Big Debate on pies: 'Simple Simon met a pieman on pastry tin-der'

The Big Debate on pies: 'Simple Simon met a pieman on pastry tin-der'

'Simple Simon met a pieman on pastry tin-der' - The Big Debate on pies

Today's Big Debate was on pies

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Thursday, July 13, 2017

The Big Debate on wells: 'In Sweden, when an elk falls down a well, it becomes a welk'

The Big Debate on wells: 'In Sweden, when an elk falls down a well, it becomes a welk'

Big Debate: 'In Sweden, when an elk falls down a well, it becomes a welk'

The Big Debate was about wells today

'Removing the phrase ladies and gentlemen is an outrageous form of authoritarianism', says The Conservative Woman

Writer Laura Perrins blasts TfL for 'cultural Marxism' over gender-neutral announcements

TfL blasted for 'cultural Marxism' over gender-neutral announcements

Laura Perrins, co-editor of The Conservative Woman, says London Underground staff could say 'ladies and gentlemen and others' instead

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

The Big Debate on ripples: 'Ripples just do their job and then disappear, they have no rights.'

The Big Debate on ripples: 'Ripples just do their job and then disappear, they have no rights.'

Big Debate: 'Ripples just do their job and then disappear, they have no rights.'

The Big Debate was about ripples today

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The Big Debate on spokes: 'Spokes are simply trying to muscle in on a wheels popularity'

The Big Debate on spokes: 'Spokes are simply trying to muscle in on a wheel's popularity'

'Spokes are simply trying to muscle in on a wheel's popularity' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about spokes

Monday, July 10, 2017

Monday, July 10, 2017

The Big Debate on capillaries: 'Is it ok for the UK to sell capillaries to Saudi Arabia?'

The Big Debate on capillaries: 'Is it ok for the UK to sell capillaries to Saudi Arabia?'

The Big Debate: 'Is it ok for the UK to sell capillaries to Saudi Arabia?'

The Big Debate was on capillaries today

Friday, July 7, 2017

Friday, July 7, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 59

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 59

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 59

Today's Big Debate was on vegetables

The Big Debate on vegetables

- The Big Debate on vegetables

Today's Big Debate was about vegetables

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Thursday, July 6, 2017

The Big Debate on rain: 'To keep the rain off, Sweden now has a retractable roof like in Wimbledon'

The Big Debate on rain: 'To keep the rain off, Sweden now has a retractable roof like in Wimbledon'

'Sweden now has a retractable roof like in Wimbledon' - The Big Debate on rain

Today's Big Debate was on rain

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

The Big Debate on paws: 'The anti-paws lobby is calling for the end of animals legs to terminate in space hoppers'

The Big Debate on paws: 'The anti-paws lobby is calling for the end of animals legs to terminate in space hoppers'

'The anti-paws lobby is calling for the end of animals legs' - The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was about paws

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

The Big Debate on subways: 'If you turn a subway upside down you get a bridge'

The Big Debate on subways: 'If you turn a subway upside down you get a bridge'

'If you turn a subway upside down you get a bridge' - The Big Debate on subways

Today's Big Debate was about subways

Monday, July 3, 2017

Monday, July 3, 2017

The Big Debate on steam: 'Immigrants are using giant kettles to steam open borders'

The Big Debate on steam: 'Immigrants are using giant kettles to steam open borders'

'Immigrants are using giant kettles to steam open borders' - The Big Debate

Today's big debate was on steam

Friday, June 30, 2017

Friday, June 30, 2017

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 58

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 58

Podcast - Jon Holmes on talkRADIO - Episode 58

The Big Debate on snapping: 'You can now get Snapchat, crackle and pop, it's cereal that disappears after 10 seconds'

The Big Debate on snapping: 'You can now get Snapchat, crackle and pop, it's cereal that disappears after 10 seconds'

'You can now get Snapchat, crackle and pop' - The Big Debate on snapping

Today Jon Holmes held a debate on snapping

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Thursday, June 29, 2017

The Big Debate on heads: 'The head is basically the body's lid'

The Big Debate on heads: 'The head is basically the body's lid'

'The head is basically the body's lid' - The Big Debate on heads

Today's Big Debate was about heads

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