A caller to Iain Lee's show flooded the airwaves with song last night - but it wasn't especially uplifting.
Bill's song was generally about how pants Christmas is, and how dull his weekend turned out to be.
He also had time to drop in a rhyming couplet about how a woman he likes thinks he's a mug, prompting Iain to investigate further. Sadly his investigation into Bill's love life proved futile.
Confused? Well listen to the clip above and all will become clear (sort of).