The Big Debate

Monday, April 24, 2017

Monday, April 24, 2017

The Big Debate on running: 'I'd like to get in a bath with Tom Jones, Jon, Bon Jovi and you'

The Big Debate on running: 'I'd like to get in a bath with Tom Jones, Jon, Bon Jovi and you'

The Big Debate on running: 'I'd like to get in a bath with Tom Jones'

The Big Debate today was about running

Friday, April 21, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

The Big Debate on Fists: 'If you had your fists removed, you'd get into a bout of stumpicuffs'

The Big Debate on Fists: 'If you had your fists removed, you'd get into a bout of stumpicuffs'

'If you had your fists removed, you'd get into a bout of stumpicuffs'

The Big Debate was about fists today

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Big Debate on bolts: 'As Michael Bolton says, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?'

The Big Debate on bolts: 'As Michael Bolton says, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?'

'As Michael Bolton says, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?'

The Big Debate was about bolts today

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The Big Debate on crushing: 'What should a saboteur be instead? Crushed?'

The Big Debate on crushing: 'What should a saboteur be instead? Crushed?'

The Big Debate on crushing: 'What should a saboteur be instead? Crushed?'

The Big Debate was about crushing today

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

The Big Debate on bricks: 'Do we want to go back to the Victorian times when houses were made out of poor children?'

The Big Debate on bricks: 'Do we want to go back to the Victorian times when houses were made out of poor children?'

'Do we want to go back to Victorian times when houses were made from children?'

The Big Debate today was about bricks

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

The Big Debate on mist: 'Britain used to make the world's best Mist in the Glasgow Mist yards'

The Big Debate on mist: 'Britain used to make the world's best Mist in the Glasgow Mist yards'

'Britain used to make the world's best Mist in the Glasgow Mist yards'

The Big Debate today was about mist

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

The Big Debate on stripes: 'What do you think tigers would look like without their stripes? They’d look like big furry idiots'

The Big Debate on stripes: 'What do you think tigers would look like without their stripes? They’d look like big furry idiots, you big snowflake'

'What would tigers look like without their stripes? They’d look like idiots'

The Big Debate today was about stripes

Monday, April 10, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017

The Big Debate on peninsulas: 'You’d never fit a peninsula in a wheelie bin'

The Big Debate on peninsulas: 'You’d never fit a peninsula in a wheelie bin'

The Big Debate on peninsulas: 'You’d never fit a peninsula in a wheelie bin'

The Big Debate today was about peninsulas

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Thursday, April 6, 2017

The Big Debate on crying: 'The council should collect tears in designated bins'

The Big Debate on crying: 'The council should collect tears in designated bins'

The Big Debate on crying: 'The council should collect tears in designated bins'

The Big Debate was about crying today

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

The Big Debate on tables: 'In Sweden, they replaced table legs with an elk's legs but they reared up and killed a man'

The Big Debate on tables: 'In Sweden, they replaced table legs with an elk's legs but they reared up and killed a man'

'They replaced table legs with an elk's legs in Sweden, but they killed a man'

Today's Big Debate was all about tables

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Rabbits keep the carrot population down and carrots are vermin and bring the plague'

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Rabbits keep the carrot population down and carrots are vermin and bring the plague'

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Rabbits keep carrot population down'

Today Jon Holmes held a Big Debate on rabbits

Monday, April 3, 2017

Monday, April 3, 2017

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Flood Spain and move all Spain's animals to Gibraltar, two by two like it's a Ark'

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Flood Spain and move all Spain's animals to Gibraltar, two by two like it's a Ark'

The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Flood Spain and move the animals to Gibraltar'

Today Jon Holmes held a big debate on Spain

Friday, March 31, 2017

Friday, March 31, 2017

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'The channel tunnel is like a large concrete Fallopian tube'

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'The channel tunnel is like a large concrete Fallopian tube'

The Big Debate: 'The channel tunnel is like a large concrete Fallopian tube'

Today Jon Holmes held a big debate on islands

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Remove lungs, there's more storage space for pens, snails and soup on a cold day'

Podcast: The Big Debate with Jon Holmes - 'Remove lungs, there's more storage space for pens, snails and soup on a cold day'

'Remove lungs, more storage space for pens, snails and soup on a cold day'

The Big Debate today was about lungs

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Big Debate on throats: 'You can have your throat removed in a throatemcision'

The Big Debate on throats: 'You can have your throat removed in a throatemcision'

Big Debate on throats: 'You can have your throat removed in a throatemcision'

The Big Debate was about throats today

Monday, March 20, 2017

Monday, March 20, 2017

The Big Debate on moods: 'Dame Vera Lynn had nothing to do with that particular plague'

The Big Debate on moods: 'Dame Vera Lynn had nothing to do with that particular plague'

Big Debate: 'Dame Vera Lynn had nothing to do with that particular plague'

The Big Debate today was about moods

Friday, March 17, 2017

Friday, March 17, 2017

The Big Debate on blood: 'The government are trying to ban blood, they’re trying to get us to run our hearts on hybrid'

The Big Debate on blood: 'The government are trying to ban blood, they’re trying to get us to run our hearts on hybrid'

'The government are trying to ban blood' - The Big Debate on blood

Each day Jon Holmes enjoys holding a debate, and today it was all about blood

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Big Debate on pipes: 'Ikea use furniture pipes to get bookcases to the furniture refinery in Tinbury'

The Big Debate on pipes: 'Ikea use furniture pipes to get bookcases to the furniture refinery in Tinbury'

'Ikea use furniture pipes to get bookcases to the furniture refinery in Tinbury'

Today's Big Debate was about pipes

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Big Debate on blossom: 'Trees these days are full of cheap knock-off blossom made by children in sweat shops'

The Big Debate on blossom: 'Trees these days are full of cheap knock-off blossom made by children in sweat shops'

'Trees these days are full of knock-off blossom made by children in sweat shops'

Today's Big Debate was about blossom

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

The Big Debate on reflections: 'Do vampires eat nuggets?'

The Big Debate on reflections: 'Do vampires eat nuggets?'

The Big Debate on reflections: 'Do vampires eat nuggets?'

Today's Big Debate was about reflections

Monday, March 13, 2017

Monday, March 13, 2017

The Big Debate on DOGS: 'People want to get rid of dogs, they voted for Dogxit. You have to pick it up and put it in a little bag'

The Big Debate on Dogs: 'People want to get rid of dogs, they voted for Dogxit. You have to pick it up and put it in a little bag'

'People voted for Dogxit. You have to pick it up and put it in a little bag'

Today's Big Debate was about dogs

Friday, March 10, 2017

Friday, March 10, 2017

The Big Debate on backs: 'I scat when I'm angry'

The Big Debate on backs: 'I scat when I'm angry'

'I scat when I'm angry' - The Big Debate on backs

Jon Holmes likes to hold debates each day, so today he asked callers to discuss backs

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

The Big Debate on spaces: 'Ifwegetridofallspacesthatwouldincludespacebars'

Today's Big Debate was about spaces

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

The Big Debate on earthquakes: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

The Big Debate on earthquakes: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

Big Debate: 'Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of causing all earthquakes'

Today's Big Debate was about earthquakes

Monday, March 6, 2017

Monday, March 6, 2017

The Big Debate on inclines: 'In the 1920s, when America banned inclines, people would walk up small hills in underground bars'

The Big Debate on inclines: 'In the 1920s, when America banned inclines, people would walk up small hills in underground bars'

'when America banned inclines people'd walk up small hills in underground bars'

The Big Debate today was about inclines

Friday, March 3, 2017

Friday, March 3, 2017

The Big Debate on collars: 'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down'

The Big Debate on collars: 'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down'

'We need to see more evidence by stripping everyone down' - The Big Debate

Today Jon Holmes' Big Debate was on collars

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Thursday, March 2, 2017

The Big Debate on trails: 'Should a pilot get out the plane and pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

The Big Debate on trails: 'Should a pilot get out the plane and pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

'Should a pilot get the plane to pick up contrails as if they were dog poo?'

Today's Big Debate was about trails

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate on lent: 'How long should lent be, yes or no?'

The Big Debate today was about lent

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The Big Debate on pans: 'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

The Big Debate on pans: 'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

'How dare you phone a talkRADIO station and not know what a skillet is'

The Big Debate today was about pans

Monday, February 27, 2017

Monday, February 27, 2017

The Big Debate on nerves: 'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed and that's why she can't clap properly'

The Big Debate on nerves: 'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed and that's why she can't clap properly'

'Nicole Kidman had all her nerves removed' - The Big Debate on nerves

Jon Holmes likes to hold a debate each day, and today it was about nerves

Friday, February 24, 2017

Friday, February 24, 2017

The Big Debate on standing: 'Without Standing what would we do and deliver?'

'Without Standing what would we do and deliver?' - The Big Debate on standing

Jon Holmes loves to hold a good debate and today the subject was standing

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate on crannies: 'I like nooks, but I'll have no truck with crannies'

The Big Debate today was about crannies

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Big Debate on nests: 'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

The Big Debate on nests: 'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

'If you get rid of nests what would meringues raise their baby meringues in?'

Today's Big Debate was about nests

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

The Big Debate on seashells: 'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered'

The Big Debate on seashells: 'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered'

'I'm furious that barnacle 50 is yet to be triggered' – The Big Debate

Today's Big Debate was on seashells

Monday, February 20, 2017

Monday, February 20, 2017

The Big Debate on gums: 'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will ginger people be conceived?'

The Big Debate on gums: 'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will ginger people be conceived?'

'If we eradicate gums, we eradicate gingivitis. How will gingers be conceived?'

Today's Big Debate was about gums – come on, you must have a view on this!

Friday, February 17, 2017

Friday, February 17, 2017

The Big Debate on carpets: 'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

The Big Debate on carpets: 'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

'Remember the carpet bombing when America dropped an Axminster on Hiroshima?'

Today's Big Debate was about carpets

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Big Debate on wood: 'Without wood, what would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

The Big Debate on wood: 'Without wood, what would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

'What would all the wood chuckers chuck if the wood chuckers can’t chuck wood?'

Today's Big Debate was about wood

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The Big Debate turned towards moonlight

The Big Debate on moonlight: 'The Americans spent millions putting a man on the moon and all they ended up with is Michael Jackson'

'The Americans spent millions putting man on the moon. They got Michael Jackson'

Today's big debate was about moonlight

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Thursday, February 9, 2017

The Big Debate on fingers: 'leaked texts show Surrey Council are selling the fingers of old people to pay for their care'

The Big Debate on fingers: 'leaked texts show Surrey Council are selling the fingers of old people to pay for their care'

'Leaked texts show Surrey Council sell old people fingers to pay for their care'

Today's Big Debate was about fingers

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

The Big Debate on hours: 'If we get rid of hours, people will just go to back street time keepers'

The Big Debate on hours: 'If we get rid of hours, people will just go to back street time keepers'

'If we get rid of hours, people will just go to back street time keepers'

Today's Big Debate was about hours

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

The Big Debate on houses: 'The housing ladder should have 66 million rungs; one for every person in the country'

The Big Debate on houses: 'The housing ladder should have 66 million rungs, one for every person in the country'

'The housing ladder should have 66 million rungs; one for every person in UK'

Today's Big Debate was about houses

Monday, February 6, 2017

Monday, February 6, 2017

The Big Debate on tyres:

The Big Debate on tyres: 'We should replace tyres with running cheetahs in Tupperware'

The Big Debate on tyres: 'Replace tyres with running cheetahs in Tupperware'

The Big Debate today was about tyres

Friday, February 3, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

The Big Debate on elbows: 'Trials in Sweden have replaced elbows with arses'

The Big Debate on elbows: 'Trials in Sweden have replaced elbows with arses'

'Trails in Sweden have replaced elbows with arses' - The Big Debate on elbows

Jon Holmes holds a Big Debate each day, and today it was on elbows

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Thursday, February 2, 2017

The Big Debate on ladders: 'MPs have voted on Article 51, which is to get rid of ladders'

The Big Debate on ladders: 'MPs have voted on Article 51, which is to get rid of ladders'

The Big Debate on ladders: 'MPs have voted on Article 51, to get rid of ladders'

Today's Big Debate was about ladders

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

The Big Debate on cliffs: 'Everyone has the right to a cliff but young people can't even get on the cliff ladder'

The Big Debate on cliffs: 'Everyone has the right to a cliff but young people can't even get on the cliff ladder'

'Everyone has the right to a cliff but young people can' - The Big Debate

Jon Holmes invited two people to have a debate on cliffs

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

The Big Debate on fossils: 'Fossils are basically just flat packed dinosaurs'

The Big Debate on fossils: 'Fossils are basically just flat-packed dinosaurs'

The Big Debate on fossils: 'Fossils are basically just flat-packed dinosaurs'

Today's Big Debate was about fossils

Monday, January 30, 2017

Monday, January 30, 2017

The Big Debate on sound: 'Trump doesn't like the sound of foreign countries so he has banned all foreign sound'

The Big Debate on sound: 'Trump doesn't like the sound of foreign countries so he has banned all foreign sound'

'Trump doesn't like foreign countries' sounds so he's banned all foreign sound'

Today's Big Debate was about sound

Friday, January 27, 2017

Friday, January 27, 2017

The Big Debate on cheeks:

The Big Debate on cheeks: Cheeks are just a waste of face

The Big Debate on cheeks: Cheeks are just a waste of face

Jon Holmes held a debate on cheeks

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Thursday, January 26, 2017

The Big Debate on lakes: 'I want to see lakes banned because they harbour swans and have their own district'

The Big Debate on lakes: 'I want to see lakes banned because they harbour swans and have their own district'

'I want lakes banned because they harbour swans and have their own district'

Today's Big Debate was about lakes

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

The Big Debate on walking: 'The EU directive of course means human beings should only walk in the shape of a banana'

The Big Debate on walking: 'The EU directive of course means human beings should only walk in the shape of a banana'

'The EU directive means human beings should only walk in the shape of a banana'

Today's Big Debate was about walking

Monday, January 23, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

The Big Debate on owls: 'If a owl eats a brown mouse, will that a owl get a owl cancer?'

The Big Debate on owls: 'If a owl eats a brown mouse, will that a owl get a owl cancer?'

Big Debate: 'If a owl eats a brown mouse, will that a owl get a owl cancer?'

Today's Big Debate was about owls

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Thursday, January 19, 2017

The Big Debate on coughing:

The Big Debate on coughing: 'I'd never cough on a fly'

The Big Debate on coughing: 'I'd never cough on a fly'

Today's Big Debate was about coughing

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

The Big Debate on pregnancy:

The Big Debate on pregnancy: 'Now we're out of the EU, the law preventing men becoming pregnant will be abolished'

'Now we're out of the EU, laws preventing male pregnancy will be abolished'

Today's Big Debate was about pregnancy

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The Big Debate on teeth: 'Teeth are the stalactites and stalagmites of the mouth, discovered by early mouth explorers'

Teeth are the mouth's stalactites and stalagmites, discovered by early explorers

Today's Big Debate was about teeth

Monday, January 16, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

The Big Debate on footprints: 'We should pick up footprints in little bags like dog mess'

The Big Debate on footprints: 'We should pick up footprints in little bags like dog mess'

Big Debate: 'We should pick up footprints in little bags like dog mess'

Today's Big Debate was about footprints

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