You know what this 'Lonely Lunch Club' thing is all about by now.
You phone Jon, he cheers you up, you go about your afternoon.
But Lisa must have got a hell of a shock when she called up "a little bored" on Thursday afternoon, because she basically got Jon to confess he was America's Most Wanted! (Well, sort of...)
He takes up the tale...
"I was in Texas on the highway in an open top car - not another car in sight. I was driving at 115mph when a state trooper clocked me.
"He put his lights on, did a U-turn, got his gun out and laid me over the bonnet. He searched me and took me to jail."
Wow... and then?
"He let me off with a massive fine." (Is that it? - Ed!)
"I wanted to fly home and be the most wanted felon in Texas, but I did pay it off because I also wanted to go back to America."