Cold porridge and car trouble! Lonely Lunch Club returns

Cold porridge and car trouble! Lonely Lunch Club returns

Porridge was the lonely lunch being eaten today

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Jon Holmes helped a lonely lunch worker get some troubles off his chest this afternoon (Tuesday).

David, who works as a contractor, was in a new office today, eating a bowl of cold porridge because he missed breakfast. From what he said, there is a divide between him and his co-workers - and he can't fathom why.

"Nobody is sat near me," he lamented. "As the morning went on, everyone sat down the other end of the office to me. I don't know what I've done."

No one at work might have wanted to keep David company, but John was more than willing to listen to him, and he had one particular issue to get off his chest. 

"I'd like to complain about how busy the car park was this morning," he said. "I couldn't believe it. I wasn't late, and look at it (we can't see it David, it's radio! - Ed). Total nightmare."

What followed was some hilarious role play. Listen to the full 'Lonely Lunch Club' to hear how it panned out!