Jon Holmes is once again keeping people company at lunch.
Today he spoke to Max, the latest member of the 'Lonely Lunch Club'. He'd been working in a bar last night ("perfect for hipsters," or so he claims), so had only just woken up.
For him, lunch is his first meal of the day. "It's more like breakfast for me," he said.
Jon and Max also discovered they both have trouble polishing their shoes.
"It's either poor polish, or I'm not putting enough effort in," said Max.