From confusion over eye conditions to an attempt to proposition Robert Lindsay, here's your weekly guide to all the highlights from the Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee.
Here is the weekly round-up of Iain Lee’s best bits from the week gone by, from stories of re-incarnation and celebrity meetings, to a confused caller looking for George Galloway.
'...there are a couple of people who perhaps we shouldn't allow on anymore' (Iain)
'Kids staring don't bother me, it's just the way their little minds work' (Kirsten Ashby)
'I'll look up that word on the weekend and get back to you next week' (Iain)
Warning: This podcast contains a frank discussion of child abuse which some people may find distressing.
'2018, we're going to Russia, we're gonna win the World Cup' (Iain)
'You shouldn't say that on a high quality radio show' (Looney John)
'Apparently we are just porkily delicious' (Katie Puckrik)
'You're well within your rights, Ollie, to tell me to eff off and hang up' (Iain)
'...I was living my life to the min not to the max' (Annabel Port)
'It was about 5 years ago that I realised I was Lord Jesus Christ' (Noel)
'I have to be honest, I was very emotional about it' (Tommy Cannon)
'I've not made a big thing about it, but I'm wearing a neck brace' (Iain)
'I live in possibly the best country in the world' (Mystery Patriot)