'If he ends up doing cricket I can do sportsVIDEO Bat and Ball Edition, or something like that' (Keith)
'If they do see my King Lear, I promise you they will forget my Police Academy' (Steve Guttenberg)
Mark rang Iain Lee and wanted to talk about a whole host of countries, but unfortunately he didn't get to share his view
'I could feel the tension, I don't think Michelle ever spent a minute not trying to get into band' (Jill Gibson)
'You were interviewing that guy who was going on about Spike Milligan and things like that, yeah?' (Paul in Stoke Poges)
'A lot of times the police would even prey on the families' own sense of guilt. A lot of times the families didn't know their son or brother was gay.'
'It was sort of the Original Sin in the Simon and Garfunkel relationship...' (Peter Ames Carlin)
'Some of the Germans did escape to the Hollow Earth after World War Two' (Rodney Cluff)
A caller believes that you can understand the universe by imagining an oak tree
Iain's inability to mangle his dull middle English accent proved his undoing as Billy wiped the floor with him.
'Your voice sounded deep there, like your balls had dropped' (Paul)
'Fool me once, more fool you. Fool me twice, I'm going to get angry. Fool me three times, you're an idiot' (Iain)