He's back where he belongs! Iain Lee takes your calls on the best late night radio show in the country.
From intimate procedures to the true spelling of Iain, here's your weekly guide to all the highlights from the Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee.
From confusion over eye conditions to an attempt to proposition Robert Lindsay, here's your weekly guide to all the highlights from the Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee.
'...there are a couple of people who perhaps we shouldn't allow on anymore' (Iain)
'I am no one from nowhere' (Sailaway Dale)
'Kids staring don't bother me, it's just the way their little minds work' (Kirsten Ashby)
'Grant' (Everyone but Iain)
'I'll look up that word on the weekend and get back to you next week' (Iain)
Warning: This podcast contains a frank discussion of child abuse which some people may find distressing.
'My pleasure.' (John)
'Alright Shakespeare!' (Iain)
'Iain, I'm very confused' (Dan)
'Iain says you're boring' (Kath)
'...three words I didn't expect to hear together tonight' (Kath)
'I wasn't risking that with a Wahl' (Iain)
'I hope they don't have any trouble with the bombs' (Nigel)
'...and they took your teeth as well?' (Niko Omilana)
'YOU DIRTY MARE!' (Iain)
'It takes two to tango' (John)
'We try and think happy things' (Lacey)
'It would have been amazing though, wouldn't it?' (Pete Heat)
'2018, we're going to Russia, we're gonna win the World Cup' (Iain)
'I think there's some errors in your facts, Iain' (Paul)
'Bill, I don't believe you' (Iain)
'You shouldn't say that on a high quality radio show' (Looney John)
'If I had a radio show I'd probably get more listeners than you' (Mo)
'Apparently we are just porkily delicious' (Katie Puckrik)
'I just want you to apologise to the world' (Mo)
'My sex is on fiiiiiiiiiii-yeeeerrrr' (Tina & Family)
'Life is a funny old thing' (Paul)
'You're well within your rights, Ollie, to tell me to eff off and hang up' (Iain)
'I would book a two hour photo session' (Iain)
'...I was living my life to the min not to the max' (Annabel Port)
'I've always been Irish, Iain' (Daniel)
'It was about 5 years ago that I realised I was Lord Jesus Christ' (Noel)
'Who gives a s*** about the royal baby?' (Iain)
'What is spirit?' (Glynn)
'You let me down tonight' (Alistair)
'I fed my tortoise in the kitchen' (Kim)
'Excuse me?' (Stray Caller)
'I have to be honest, I was very emotional about it' (Tommy Cannon)
'Iain Lee gave me your number' (Eamonn Holmes, apparently)
'Did you get my e-mail then?' (Dotty Dorothy)
'I've got a knife for zat' (Swiss Kath)
'When I go, just take the books out and chuck me in' (Robyn's Mum)
'Are you gonna play with yourself all night?' (Kath)
'This is like when surgeons do operations in Australia' (Iain)
'I've been listening for a long time' (Jase)
'Oh no! I'm too wobbly for that!' (Sarah)
'Up yer bum' (An Idiot)
'I've not made a big thing about it, but I'm wearing a neck brace' (Iain)
'I'm better than you, Tim' (Iain)
'I toss it...because I think it looks stylish' (Iain)
'I'd like a Chinese' (Steven)
'I live in possibly the best country in the world' (Mystery Patriot)
'What the eff?' (Gail's Mum)
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