From intimate procedures to the true spelling of Iain, here's your weekly guide to all the highlights from the Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee.
Quizzing a caller
A caller named Alan was quizzed by Iain on whether or not he is a regular listener of the Late Night Alternative.
Questions included 'Who is the gentleman spy caller?', and 'Where does 'Nigel from Maidstone live?'.
A regular caller called Ben also quizzed Alan, asking whether he knew who he was.
"Ben's ego is getting so big he thinks people are going to recognise him," Iain said.
How to spell I-A-N
Iain said people who spell their name as I-A-I-N are "normal", and those who spell it I-A-N are "perverts".
"Never trust a man who spells his nam, I-A-N," Iain told a caller, named Ian.
"It's the way the devil would spell it."
Blogger and personal trainer, Tracy Kiss, called in to discuss an intimate "whitening and tightening" procedure she had done during her lunch hour.
"It's quite deceiving with the word bleaching. There's no bleaching involved, thankfully it's a laser," caller Tracy said,
"LIke in the James Bond film where it's going up him?" Iain asked.
You can listen to Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee on talkRADIO every weeknight from 10pm - 1am.