On today's show:
Dr David Staples, England's top mason, told MG and KP he wants his secret society to have more respect - but got a bit defensive when Mike asked him about the secret handshake.
There was a bit of chat about animals on aeroplanes, after a woman was rumbled with a hamster in the cabin. We even heard about Cornelius's attempt to get a hedgehog on a flight.
We even had the Perrior awards, talkRADIO's very own honours ceremony overseen by Katie.