In what can only be described as an act of desperation, Jon Holmes' team drafted Ian 'the Moose' Abrahams to read the showbiz news this afternoon.
Reece, who usually reads the showbiz news in a disgruntled fashion, was unavailable today so Moose stepped in at the last minute, casting aside his own contempt for the entertainment industry.
Moose's attitude left a lot to be desired from the start of the segment, when he demanded Jon finish as quickly as possible so he could get out and enjoy the sun.
However he managed to stay engaged long enough to discuss "this Kim Kardashian," who apparently has a "big backside", and her husband - who Moose believes is called Kane.
He also chatted to Jon about Taylor Swift's love life - although he wasn't sure whether she was a man or a woman - as well as Justin Bieber's new Spanish venture and the latest news about Pippa Middleton, who Jon said was famous for having a "pert bottom."
Moose also revealed his phobia about being shirtless, which stems from Rio Ferdinand insisting he takes his top off for an interview.
Listen to the interview above.